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NIT : i have seen your face somewhere?
WIT : i don't think so..it has always been betwen my ears..

SON : dad,what is a weapon?
DAD : why son,that is somethng you fight with..
SON : is mother your weapon..

DENTIST : do you want to hear tthe good news or the bad news?
PANTIENT : give me the good news
DENTIST : your teeth are perfect
PANTIENT : what's the bad news?
DENTIST : your gums are so bad that i have to take i have
                   to take all your teeth out....

P/S : AQ X PHM APE YG AQ TULIS..AQ COPY BNDA NI KAT BUKU..